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Christians

Good willed people that end up becoming under attack by millions due to the fact they have something to believe in.Many people get angry at them because they're nice and atheist just can't stand anything that might be good willed. Stereotypes such as not allowed to do anything fun are about as resonable as black people are all gangsters and mexicans all came to america illegally. Christians have won almost every war fought by them such as in WWII when hitler proclaimed himself a god and the emporer of Japan proclaimed himself a god also. This religion has been around thousands of years with all of the sudden atheist trying to rebel deny gods existance.
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Christians are just good people that do good things and follow God and get to make fun of atheist along the way such as
*Why did the atheist cross the road?

He thought there might be a sidewalk on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.

*How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
by kingjt13 February 23, 2009
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Christians

A bunch of close eyed, clasped hands, hat wearing bastards who can't take anything else seriously and get really offended when a media object pokes fun at their religion.
Disgaea and various other games and movies have been berated by Christians.
by Akulakhan April 24, 2012
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Christakis

Extremely sarcastic and can act like an asshole but all round good guy
Why you so sarcastic
I just pulled a Christakis
by PhoeniXX_Rizen August 27, 2019
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God Hates Christians

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all God and those whom allow God to exist ("Christians"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of Christians, carrying signs stating that God hates Christians, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being a Christians.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to Christians and "Bible Thumpers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate Christians , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Squaders " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Christians " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."

God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
by Tant Lover November 21, 2006
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closet christians

1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.
The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.
by Jo-ann de Fabric August 23, 2006
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Christinita

The most awsomest girl in the entire solar system (including Pluto). Despite being the prettiest funniest girl in town, she is a 4 time pokemon master and sleeps in yu-gi-oh bed covers. She is a master of le sexy time and sandwich making. And shes like the only girl that thinks anti-jokes are funny so that pretty cool.
Girl1:Omg Christinita is going to SAS!
Girl2:Oh thank god!! maybe now guys will pay attention to us
Girl1:Yeah, but she already took Enelido so theres no point :(
by Enelido June 10, 2012
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Nancy Christianson

Girl who is super pretty, easy to get along with, and has the most beautiful eyes in the world. Kind of stuck up, but you can live with it. Has very bad self-confidence. Gorgeous.
Nancy Christianson is very beautiful.
by YourAHooker0000 November 3, 2011
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