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choda cream

Choda cream is the greasy layer of oily sweat, dirt, dead skin cells, fecal matter, urine and ejaculate that forms over your choda...especially when you don't bathe daily.
I got choda cream all over my new boxer shorts.
by 011000101101001010101010001011 February 28, 2016
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chadameh

a spanish maid. you only call them that when u dont want them to here you
that chadameh is so stupid she put my brothers clothes in my closet
by anonymous sy g April 23, 2018
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Floppy Choad

Floppy choad means being dumb or uncoordinated.
Woah! did you see that kid try to catch that ball? He is such a floppy choad.
by T.Nasty February 22, 2009
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captain choda

A boss/supervisor who puts everyone else down to cover up their own inadequacies. Constantly overworking staff, under appreciating them and doing very little themselves. Their ultimate specialty is delegation. They berate staff to their fellow workmates to justify their own superficial, pathetic existence. Usually fat, ugly and angry at the world.
Look out, here comes Captain Choda, I wonder what we've done wrong now......

Warning, Captain Choda is on the war path.
by Dr Rox July 26, 2016
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cookie dough choad

When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!
by Jonathon Haywood August 17, 2015
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choade

a dick that is wider then longer...
a good example is to imagine a tuna can... heh
by Rob Miller April 13, 2004
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choadacunt

A vagina that is wider than it is deep
Joe: Yo bro, how was fucking Judy?
Greg: Dude, she had a choadacunt. It was like trying to shove my cock into a petri dish.
by Jen Z. February 8, 2010
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