CHESTICLES

BIG ASS TITTIES

dolly parton...chessie moore etc.
Dolly Parton has some nice CHESTICLES.

by benni blanco April 3, 2009

Chesticles

A set of boobs or moobs that are saggy, wrinkly, over-tanned, and hairy; resembles the appearance of a set of testicles in the chest area. Chesticles also include oddly large and hard nipples which resembles the testicles themselves inside the sack. Should be difficult to distinguish from testicles if felt in the dark.

1. The cougar emptied the club when she flashed her chesticles.

2. My odd nympho neighbor got her chesticles stuck on the flag pole during the winter.

by PorkThineHorse January 3, 2012

Chesticles

Breasts that sag or hang as testicles do.

"Her bellybutton is practically between those boobs"

"I know, and she probably isn't even 40"

"Those aren't boobs, they're chesticles"

by Eggs Over Hard September 19, 2007

Chesticles

Small or saggy female breasts

OR

Very small male pectoral muscles

Cindy: Jess do you have an extra pushup bra?
Jess: Cindy, you need a lot more than a pushup bra to help those chesticles.
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Brett: Bro, feel my pecs.
Brody: Your not gonna impress anybody with those chesticles.

by Disco Jackson June 22, 2009

chesticles

Those dangling access ports/catheters that hang from the chest of a dialysis patient.

It's important to keep your chesticles clean and dry, lest infection set in!

by Diana Tyler October 29, 2005

chesticles

Female breasts.
Testicles of the chest variety are known as chesticles.

She has an exquisite pair of chesticles.
Her chesticles are hanging lower than her knees.

by David Andrew Oliver August 9, 2007

Chesticles

Chesticles-A male version of "boobs." Of course you think "No, its 'moobs'." But no it's not. Chesticles is the male format of boobs of a healthy, young, muscular man with a great chest. Moobs are what chubby guys have like "Peter Griffen."

1) "Nice, check out the chesticles on that hunk!" ;D

2) "wow, Nice chesticles. Are they real?"

3) "How long do you work out to aquire such nice and manly chesticles?"

4) "Be glad they aren't moobs!"

5) "I wish I had some chesticles like that man. Mine are all flabby."

6) "Can I get a look at them chesticles? ;D"

by ~Krys~ July 22, 2009