Chernov

1-(noun)The biggest,fattest,hairiest, veiny dick you will ever meet in your life. He will never give up a chance to make a negative comment about you. He makes dicking a verb. Is also jewish, so thats one more turnoff. His ultimate goal is to be more of a dick than Hitler was to Jews. BASICALLY one fuuuuuuucked up nigga

2-(verb)When someone is acting like the biggest dick in the world.

1:Charlie:Yo did you hear that new song
Chernov: NO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR A POSER GO DIE
Charlie:....asshole

2:Sam-Hey man I really like that girl, Im gunna ask her out
Bob-NO FUCKING POINT SHE WONT LIKE YOU YOU'RE UGLY
Sam-.....why you dicking like Chernov?

by BoredGuy546 December 19, 2009

chernobyl

named after the nuclear plant in Ukraine that caused the locals to have deformed babies, it is a term for an ugly person.

John hooked up with a Chernobyl last night.

by tbrown1278AX August 10, 2009

chernobyl

a teabagging given by a Russian man

I fell asleep in the sauna and that Russian guy chernobyled me

by Timmy G. July 22, 2008

Chernobyled

When a child has reached their emotional/physical limit and have a melt down similar to that of Chernobyl.

Holy crap, our 6 year old just Chernobyled when we said that we were going to walk back to the hotel instead of taking the tram.

by Brockson November 11, 2011

Chernobyl Control Panel

When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.

Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.

Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.

by Christopherusly October 22, 2012

Chernobowl

When someone rips a nasty fart in another person's bowl piece of a smoking apparatus while they are torching whatever may be in it. The name is a reference to the nuclear disaster that happened in Russia in the 80s, Chernobyl.

noun - "Joe, why did you have to fart in my bowl and turn it into a Chernobowl? That's just gross."

verb - "JOE! You totally Chernobowled my hit. You're paying my next medical bill."

by Benthemagicbum December 17, 2010

Going Chernobyl

Its when the shit hits the fan, and things start heading for a nuclear meltdown.

Dude, all of Japan's nuclear reactors are suddenly going Chernobyl, wtf!

by MonkeyMadness2012 April 1, 2011