A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"
By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
by bliumchik June 3, 2009
Get the Captain Oblivious mug.A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.
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When Captain Falcon dons his white muscle-suit, pink gloves, pink boots, and screws on his nipple-caps extra tight, he becomes Captain Fabulous.
An alternate costume for Captain Falcon in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Be sure to use his taunt at every opportunity for added innuendo. It's still the best taunt in the game, fabulous or not.
An alternate costume for Captain Falcon in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Be sure to use his taunt at every opportunity for added innuendo. It's still the best taunt in the game, fabulous or not.
Smasher #1: *loses* You're fucking gay.
Smasher #2: *wins* Not nearly as gay as Captain Fabulous raping your Fox just now.
Smasher #2: *wins* Not nearly as gay as Captain Fabulous raping your Fox just now.
by M. Reardon January 5, 2009
Get the Captain Fabulous mug.Captain Angel Beard Sailed the 7 seas to find the 7 slaves. During his adventures he went to Greece, China, and Japan. During his adventures in Japan he fought along side Samurai's against the Mongol's who were led by Bertram Khan. His crew consists of Ghandi and Gordon Ramsay
by Captain Angel Beard February 2, 2021
Get the Captain A. Beard mug.A term used to describe a person in the rooms of AA or NA that has trouble stringing any long stretchs of sobriety together. These people seem to have trouble giving their will and lives over to a GOD of their understanding, hence their many relapses. In some circles these people may be call " Jack the slipper ", which is both stupid and unfunny.
Dude 1: That new guy at the meeting said he just relapsed for the fifth time this year.
Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.
Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.
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Get the Captain Relapse mug.Dr. McCoy: Spock, you look a little more green than usual...you feeling okay?
Spock: Yes, Doctor. I finally know the true meaning of the Captain's Log.
Spock: Yes, Doctor. I finally know the true meaning of the Captain's Log.
by Jump The Shark January 25, 2012
Get the Captain's Log mug.1. Someone who tries to act heroic or brave, but absolutely fails.
2. Someone who does something really pathetic or stupid, but thinks that it is really brilliant.
2. Someone who does something really pathetic or stupid, but thinks that it is really brilliant.
1. "Captain Wow here just fell of his bike 'cause he was trying to ride without holding on!"
2. "Did you see that? Captain Wow over there just sewed his hands to his shirt, and is proud of it!"
2. "Did you see that? Captain Wow over there just sewed his hands to his shirt, and is proud of it!"
by Morrissey Man May 13, 2005
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