While blowing your load you perform a slap shot maneuver with your penis forming a jizz mustache on the receiver. While performing this precision shot you have to yell "slap shot bitch!" Hockey comes from the slap shot maneuver. Carlton comes from Carlton and his mustache on fresh prince of bell air.
by BlackIrish09 September 28, 2013
Get the hockey carlton mug.Derived from the character on Will Smith's tv series "Fresh Prince of Bellaire," Carlton Banks is a term used to describe guys with various feminine tendencies or romantic shortcomings. Can be shortened to a "Carlton"
Carlton Banks can be a guy who is completely oblivious to all signals, innuendos, and other hints from girls. Like if his girlfriend called him at 2 am to come over for a "cup of coffee" he'd be like, "Sorry, I don't drink coffee this early, but I could come over around nine and play Scrabble with you if you want, and then maybe we could cuddle."
A Carlton Banks can also be a guy who seems to make up a bunch of stupid excuses to not have sex with his girlfriend. Like, "I feel like it will mess things up," or, "I'd rather just cuddle." While cuddling is nice, SO IS SEX!
Basically a Carlton Banks is that "sweet but stupid" boyfriend who you often suspect might be very very gay.
Carlton Banks can be a guy who is completely oblivious to all signals, innuendos, and other hints from girls. Like if his girlfriend called him at 2 am to come over for a "cup of coffee" he'd be like, "Sorry, I don't drink coffee this early, but I could come over around nine and play Scrabble with you if you want, and then maybe we could cuddle."
A Carlton Banks can also be a guy who seems to make up a bunch of stupid excuses to not have sex with his girlfriend. Like, "I feel like it will mess things up," or, "I'd rather just cuddle." While cuddling is nice, SO IS SEX!
Basically a Carlton Banks is that "sweet but stupid" boyfriend who you often suspect might be very very gay.
Girlfriend: "No one's home, so do you wanna come inside, or are you too tired?"
Carlton Banks: "Yeah I am pretty tired. I think I'm gunna go home."
Girlfriend: "No one is gunna be home until way later tomorrow, do you wanna just crash here?"
Carlton Banks: "No thanks. I like waking up alone in my own bed."
Girlfriend: "Oh ok... wait what?"
Carlton Banks: "Yeah I am pretty tired. I think I'm gunna go home."
Girlfriend: "No one is gunna be home until way later tomorrow, do you wanna just crash here?"
Carlton Banks: "No thanks. I like waking up alone in my own bed."
Girlfriend: "Oh ok... wait what?"
by That Rogue December 2, 2009
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by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007
Get the Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof mug.A synthetic device connected directly to the frontal cortex to significantly increase intelligence. The Charglebond is bonded using an expensive medical adhesive, or industrial strength epoxy.
(The Charglebond is usually connected to the frontal cortex with epoxy If performed outside the United States)
(Operations can cost between 25,000 to 500,000. Depending on the quality of Charglebond and level of surgeon)
(The Charglebond is usually connected to the frontal cortex with epoxy If performed outside the United States)
(Operations can cost between 25,000 to 500,000. Depending on the quality of Charglebond and level of surgeon)
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Get the Charglebond mug.Reading someone's mind with scary accuracy. Even more true if the thing that was mind read was so far out of left field that it feels like Professor X was sitting by in his wheel chair probing your inmost thoughts. Likely, the charlesing will be reoccuring and become an irritation. It's a creepy bonding experience.
(Guy 1 thinks of ordering a pineapple and pepperoni pizza)
Guy 2: Man, I'm crazy hungry. Let's order some weird-ass pineapple pepperoni pizza or something.
Guy 1: Quit charlesing me, bro!
Guy 2: Man, I'm crazy hungry. Let's order some weird-ass pineapple pepperoni pizza or something.
Guy 1: Quit charlesing me, bro!
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Get the Charlesing mug.Charletta is a badass but wont brag, she is loyal to a fault, smart,very pretty. Shes a chick that can cook an raise kids but help you out if you were getting jumped ..thats a tough lady
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