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A sexual act involving you, a backless chair, and an ass.
Involves inserting your penis between the seat and the cleavage of the other's ass cheek.
Involves inserting your penis between the seat and the cleavage of the other's ass cheek.
"I just found out my girlfriend got a chairjob from her dad!"
"Did you see her ass? That looks chairjobbed to me."
"Did you see her ass? That looks chairjobbed to me."
by Achernar April 28, 2020
Get the Chairjob mug.The place where you sit for 99% of your Childhood. An alternative to Sandpaper. The smooth side is on the back the rough side is where your ass goes. The backs are shaped like a fucking U which will ruib your back for years to come.
Teacher: Why have you taken your blazer off?
Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.
Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.
by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020
Get the School Chairs mug.When your bitch sits on your dick and instead of an up and down motion, grinds back and forth like a rocking chair. Like the cowgirl, but better.
*** Not to be confused with the act of having sex in a rocking chair.
*** Not to be confused with the act of having sex in a rocking chair.
by Rocker chair6969 July 9, 2016
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This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
*chairfart*
Jim: Dude did you just fart?
Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*
Jim: No dude, it was totally you.
Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting
Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.
Jim: Dude did you just fart?
Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*
Jim: No dude, it was totally you.
Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting
Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.
by huntrguy May 28, 2009
Get the Chairfart mug.When an office chair has been subject to that many farts, whoever sits on it is hit by a brief waft of stale fart gas.
As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.
by Leroy Tyler Brown May 30, 2016
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