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The Prestis chopped of the penis my mom said it's called castration
by WEYCLEER May 3, 2021
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Castracation

A vacation, similar in length and scope to a honeymoon, that a woman goes on alone to celebrate successfully having her husband castrated.
Lisa left Paul at home to go to Spain for two weeks. I definitely think she's on her castracation. Poor Paul!
by skwogs July 4, 2021
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Castration

Rusty spoon back alleyway castration? Fuck it. It means to chop off a guys cock (with rusty spoons being the weapon of choice)
John: UUUGH I hate that guy so much
Jim: Then why don't you castrate him with a rusty spoon?
John: Y'know what? I think I will! Nothing better than castration to put a man in his place
by The Handmade Hero July 19, 2021
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Castrata

Super sexy Latina goddess. Her vocals will put your ween at attention. A queen through and through. You’re so lucky to know her, and she knows it. But she’s not stuck up. Seriously. She’s a thiqqy slice of humble pie. But she doesn’t have to be. She could act like the diva she is, but she chooses not to. Cause she’s that nice.

She isn’t the type to admit she’s in love with her boyfriend’s best friend. But that’s part of her charm. Mason knows how much she loves him, but respects her relationship. He really just wants to wear her wigs, but his head is too big and he will stretch them.

Castrata is a star. If you don’t know her, you’re wrong. Respect her and follow her and give her money.
Omg someone this talented and beautiful could only be Castrata!!!
by MaymayButt November 24, 2021
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Castrate a Grinch

When some thing, usually a joke, is worsened by removing parts of it, most often because of reasons like morality, censorship or being afraid of social consequences.
Ex. 1:
"Hey have you seen that new episode of this show already? It was pretty good IMO"
"Yeah, but they castrated a Grinch with that Tianmen Square joke near the end"
Ex. 2:
"Did you know that they had to remove like 1/3 of the script just because she didn't like it?"
"What? No way! They would never castrate a Grinch like this!"
by GalaxyPL December 2, 2021
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Castration Anarchy

The practice of re-circumcising male genitalia as federal punishment for crimes. This could be a substitute and equal punishment for crimes regarding douche-baggy-ness or other sorts of small-dick behavior. Why not just make it smaller?
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castrate

Something ugly ass hoes do when they cant cope with them being rejected
These females are super insecure and nasty, doing this to a man is the equivalent of cutting a womens clitoris off completely (FGM)
She castrated me! So I bit cut her clitoris off with a razor!
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 October 9, 2022
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