Carsoning it

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.

“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”

by sirhecker May 14, 2025

Cartooning

When a man cums on a womans body and afterwards uses his cum to draw on her.

Arne and Roxy did cartooning last night. It was a night they’ll never forget!

by Arnewts July 28, 2025

castling

Purposely using ones position in management or authority to create and keep a sphere of influence / power, and control to resist change or relinquish power. Regardless of the mission / vision of the organization or it's purpose.

Jesus Christ we cannot get anything changed in the organization because Susan's castling behavior.

by Pimptastic L Tickle August 12, 2025

carconingen

Da "toxic" dinosaur-creating corporation dat Peter Ludlow created with his uncaring/overbearing way of operating said enterprise, as opposed to John Hammond's gentle, organized, and open-minded approach.

Greed, arrogance, and hasty/impatient leadership caused da Jurassic Park franchise to become a total carconingen.

by QuacksO December 23, 2025

Casting the Batwing

Casting "THE BATWING" Occurs on special occasions and festive holidays when one purches on a bed with the outer leg extending across to the adjacent bed side table. In an attempt to show flattery the male takes his BallSack in both hands and ---STRETCHES---it as taught as possible making his Sack appear semi-transparent. The light from the bed side lamp then shines through the BallSack casting it's glorious shadow upon the unsuspecting...

CASTING THE BATWING
I was feelin' O-SO-FRESH last night and decided I was going to take our relationship to the next level.. So I called my girl into the back room and stopped her short with "THE BATWING"....And there it was, shadow casting down upon her in all its vany glory!
A single tear rolls down her cheek as she replies "I Do!"

by DumpsterFire911 January 7, 2026

Midland Casting Company

a fake casting company set up in the midlands by some student bums. - Andy,Liam,Neil,Craig

"that midland casting company is shit"

"I still aint got no fucking job thats to those midland cunts'

by Craig McA December 15, 2008

rough casting

When you have explosive dihorrea which covers (rough casts) the loo in a splatter pattern.

I know I had a hot curry last night as this morning I was rough casting the pan.

by Devious Kreek July 23, 2015