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fidel castro

A communist ruler of Cuba who has been around before analog music synthesizers, pushbutton keypads on telephones, cassette players, VHS VCRs, laserdiscs, 8 track tapes, electronic ignition in automobiles, Disc Film and 110 cartridge cameras, integrated circuit DIP packages, 8 inch floppy discs, the John Lennon assasination, the Richard Nixon debacle, VFD pocket calculators, and quite possibly the Big Bang.
Although I don't like what Fidel Castro stands for, I wish I had his inability to die.

Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007
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Fiddle Castro

The Dictator who Fiddles with Cuba
Fiddle Castro beat the devil who came down to Georgia in a Fiddling contest and won the entire country of Cuba!
by Joe C June 16, 2004
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Fidel Castro

Ruler of Cuba and arguably the most successful communist dictator of all time, in that a) Cuba's a relatively ok place to live, and b) he hasn't been killed yet. He was mates with Che Guevara, but funnily enough he's never ended up on a t-shirt. History doesn't like survivors.
Fidel Castro came to power in the 60s after ousting Batista.
by parsefone April 8, 2006
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Castroville

a small cute but freakin boring town... Medina Valley kicks ass!!
Everyone from Castroville is a total bad ass!! i wish i lived there
by LC21fjdkajfd February 7, 2010
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crazy castro

1.A 50/50 rum and coke, with coconut rum and lime juice. Said to have been invented by a guy named Dave from Canada.

2.When someone's drunk and power trippin'
1.Damn I got fucked off crazy castro's last night

2.That bitch got all crazy castro last night. Told her not to have that 7th caesar and she bitch slapped me!
by asmallshrew September 28, 2006
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Kisses For Castro

Kisses For Castro - A 4 piece band from Cardiff.

It is widely acknowledged that "KFC's" block-rockin' beats can cure world hunger, defeat terrorism, reduce university fees AND are personally endorsed by Chuck Norris.
by CtotheGrizzle October 19, 2010
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castro

Castro's are quite loyal creatures and will do anything for anyone, yet they never expectrepayment. When placed in astrange environment, they are somewhat shy and come off as intense. However, make a Castro comfortable and you will find that they are both bubbly and hilarious. They rarely realize their cute and are often insecure.Castro are also known for their intelligence,
Castro's are quite loyal creatures and will do anything for anyone, yet they never expectrepayment. When placed in astrange environment, they are somewhat shy and come off as intense. However, make a Castro comfortable and you will find that they are both bubbly and hilarious. They rarely realize their cute and are often insecure.Castro are also known for their intelligence,
by bdgenkinahito October 1, 2017
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