Castbro

A straight male in the midst of a region generally populated by gay men. Said straight male usually plays up his heterosexuality to make it apparent to others/outsiders that he is not gay, sometimes resulting in bro-like behavior.

A: "The waiter at that restaurant on Castro Street was totally a Castbro. He did not set off my gaydar at all."

B: "It's too bad - he's kind of cute."

Castbro by thirtytwo April 3, 2011

castrophony 

The sounds of catastrophy.

Then there came a sound, distant first, it grew into castrophony
So immense that it could be heard far away in space

There were no screams, there was no time
The mountain called Monkey had spoken
It was only fire and then, nothing.

castrophony by someguy June 24, 2016

Christmas Castro 

the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.

Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.

Christmas Castro by dave rippon February 18, 2008

Vincent Castronovo 

Vincent Castronovo Jr. is a 14 year old boy who lives in New Jersey. He won runner-up with his former dance crew, ICONic Boyz, on America's Best Dance Crew Season 6 - Season of the Superstars. He left the group on July 21, 2011 because they were moving on to singing and acting, but Vincent just wanted to stick to dancing. "The end of something ICONic, the start of something GRAND." He was bullied as a child for wanting to be a dancer when he grew up. He has touched many lives with his inspiring story. His GRANDerz, (fans) know him as a wonderful and inspiring gentleman who is caring and kind. Over 100,000 people call themselves GRANDerz and are proud to be one. His number one inspiration is his abuela, or grandma.
Vincent's birthday is April 8, 1997.
Nicknames - Vinny, Vin, GRANDman, Vincenzo, Cenzo
Family background - he is Italian and Puerto-Rican. He has two BEAUTIFUL sisters, Bianca (17), and Alessandra (18). His father, Vincent Castronovo Sr., and the rest of the family own Albivi Brick Oven Pizza, a family run restaurant. Albivi stands for Al - Alessandra, Bi - Bianca, Vi - Vincent.

Twitter - @VinCastronovo
Fanmail - PO Box 429 Millstone Twsp NJ 08535-0429 
make sure to mail 2 stamps.

Vincent Castronovo is soooo GRAND!

Vincent Castronovo by Mrscastronovo January 8, 2012

sgt castro 

A black hearted soulless Sgt of marines who will stick his foot so far up your ass, his toe nails tickle your tonsils. The mere whisper of his name invokes fear in even the most battle hardened of staff NCO's. He is one hell of a hard charging pipe layer. Rah devil.

"did he just say burpees?"
"Shit!! Yeah, what a Sgt castro!"

sgt castro by Thebighorn February 11, 2017

Vinny Castronovo Jr. 

He has amazing fans called GRANDerz .hes HOT and he cares about his fans(: if he got anymore perfect i think he would freaking block out the sun .he and biebs are definetly competing for best hair EVER because his fohawk is...GRAND<3 we'll always stand by him and his crew,the ICONic Boyz !

you see that perfect human being over there?

yeah

hes a vinny castronovo jr.<3

Vinny Castronovo Jr. by GRANDer for life July 3, 2011

Anthony Castro 

A teenage JROTC cadet who has no concept of bearing during uniform inspection. Commonly avoids all and any attempts to put effort into school work and plays Gmod all day.

Anthony Castro was being a cheeky cunt today at JROTC class.

Anthony Castro by BatteredCock696 October 16, 2014