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Carney Comment

A carney comment is a statement or remark that is utterly unintelligent that isn’t relevant nor helps any person it is spoken to.
“Do you think it’s a good idea to wide body a durango?” This Carney Comment is very idiotic as no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea to wide body any car, leaving this question rhetorical.
by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022
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Carney

Noun: Carney is a slur for someone who adheres to the carnist ideology, someone who thinks they're a carnivore, but really they're an oppressor of other species, a speciesist.

Anyone who eats animal flesh can be called a carney too.

Adj: word describing carneys' misguided thoughts, reasoning, or logic.
Noam Chomsky seems smart, but he's just another carney. He appeals to the Nirvana fallacy to keep abusing animals.

A lot of people think he's vegan, but he's just another carney blood-mouth.
by Skyjack23 September 2, 2023
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Carkney

Today I made carkney for lunch
by Shrek'sNeck September 25, 2024
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Carney

1. When you put glitter on an old heap of shit and people are SUPER impressed because they think they're getting something new.. when really, it's the same shit under the glitter.
2. a slight of hand to create an illusion of something new and exciting.
You have something that's damaged and not functional and you have to get it ready for a quick sale, you can say, "Let's Carney it!"
and after a successful transaction, exclaim, "Oh snap!! those fools just got Carnied!"
by psycosonic April 3, 2025
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Cartner

This is the person you always choose to ride with when you play golf. ie. Golf tournaments when you have a team of 4 or 6 people, you always know who you will ride or drive with when your "cartner" is in the group. The honor of the title "cartner" is a level above that of a golf partner! Your "Cartner" also knows your handicap, what you like to drink while playing and never lets you leave your wedge on the green.
Have you met my golf cartner, Joe? We always ride together when we play golf here!
by King of Cabinets September 21, 2025
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Isaiah Carney

Isaiah Carney is the definition of a sigma male, he is greater than any human being to ever exist and everyone wishes to be like him.
Isaiah Carney is a sigma male, similar to Patrick Bateman (although Isaiah Carney is greater)
by ballsinadeepfryer March 22, 2022
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Adam Carney

the most sexiest guy in the whole world... who has the most cutest kids ever. such a great family man... and those eyes!!! my goodness they're so dreamy and to die for. you get lost in them everything he talks.
have you seen him? my gosh! his name is Adam Carney. yummm
by ayyyyy... July 27, 2024
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