Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

Mayo-Carrot

When a yeasty woman has a clit penis.

Taradice’s Mayo-Carrot stained my favorite shirt.

by Jeremywoodall April 23, 2020

Cave Carrot

A penis that's long enough to enter ones own rectum.

"There's something brown on my cave carrot"

by Rory Thomas May 25, 2023

plant brown carrots

Funny way to describe bowel movements.

About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.

by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005

out of carrots

If you are out of carrots you don’t care anymore.. you’re done fed up.

Sister - “Mum isn’t happy with you”

Brother - “Yeah look, I’m out of carrots on that one”

by Lil pump is hot June 19, 2019

Carrot

They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)

...
Fuck

Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die.
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-

by Ahumanthatdoesntexist May 25, 2021

carrot tree

A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.

At dawn, my dad and I get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.

Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.

by AcidClassical April 3, 2008