Catfish Story

A real story about a single girl that meets a scam artist online. He tries hard to impress her, makes her believe he is single and just wants a chance. He posts attractive pictures of 'himself' and tells interesting stories (that are NOT TRUE). The stories and the pictures came from someone (a stolen identity) on Facebook.

The red flags: He acted emotional when she was not around; made her feel bad for not giving him a chance; said sweet things to her so she would come back online; when she came back, he pushed her away with verbal abuse or pictures of himself with (an automatic) girlfriend; hides behind seduction games; the cycle repeats over and over.

AND YOU WILL START TO FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IMAGINING ALL OF IT AND LOSING YOUR MIND....

All the while, his online buddies start to feel the same thing you're feeling...

Why doesn't he just meet IRL and get it over with?

BECAUSE HE CAN'T! HE IS NOT REAL! HE CAN NEVER and WILL NEVER MAKE IT REAL.

THE VICTIM OF THIS STORY LATER LEARNED THAT HER ONLINE LOVE INTEREST WAS REALLY A Lesbian pretending to be a man.

People, don't be another Catfish Story. Talk on the phone asap and meet IRL like normal singles do. A background check wouldn't hurt. Remember, catfishers CAN'T meet you because they are NOT who they say they are and their goal is to keep the online fantasy going for as long as their victims will allow.

by Catfished February 4, 2013

catfish looking

when someone looks better in a picture rater then in person.

you go to the mall to meet a girl and find out shes catfish looking.

by crackeerjackerr January 4, 2015

Catfish Suprise

When one person that is catfishing hooks up with another person that is also catfishing.

Omg Look at rick he is about to get a catfish suprise, susie is actually a dude haha.

by Rich The Fisheman July 22, 2016

carlishia

She so caring and always willing to help the ones she love She's on her game she beautiful amazing and she's strong and independent and a great friend

She's a great sex partner and has a lot of tricks get you a Carlisha

Carlishia knows she is a beautiful yet humble women

by nellspeanut December 25, 2016

catfish jerky

When a woman's labia become dry and cracked resembling jerky, but not quite as delicious.

Julie didn't wear panties for many days in a row, hang dryin' her area, causing a bad case of catfish jerky.

by Mattoland March 12, 2017

Catfish mouth

Anyone with down turned corners of there mouth

She never looks like she’s smiling because she has a catfish mouth

by Pa pa Deuce November 15, 2017

Accent catfished

When an online dated turns out to be just as hot as their pictures but they've an accent that would cut through your ears

How was the date man?
Okay she was hot but that dublib accent drove me to slice my ear off
Bro you got accent catfished

by Ginhater July 6, 2017