A mindset or state of being close to godlike...nobody can be told what carpoflash it, you have to discover it for yourself,it is something different to everyone, a cleaning product, ...no no no product is too small, too paltry a word...
by Annie April 7, 2005
Get the carpoflash mug.when two or more people carpool (ride together to the same destination) primarily for the purpose of
1) saving gas
2) saving time and/or
3) getting to go on the carpool lane.
1) saving gas
2) saving time and/or
3) getting to go on the carpool lane.
Dude! California car pool with me, and we'll reach there in half the time 'cause we can use the carpool lane!
by AishFan January 19, 2008
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by We1ght February 5, 2009
Get the Carpooch mug.A male or female co-worker that asks you to carpool every day, yet does not own a car of their own. They continue to ask you every day, if you would like to carpool, despite the dictionary definition of carpool: an arrangement between people to make a regular journey in a single vehicle, typically with each person taking turns to drive the others. What they really mean by this is that they need a ride and will not be returning the favor.
Yessica: "Hey Jeff, would you like to carpool today?"
Jeff: "Yessica, you are such a carpoolo. You don't have a car, and never return the favor. Just ask me for a ride if you need one, instead of incorrectly using the term carpool."
Yessica: "Sorry for being a carpoolo, can I have a ride?"
Jeff: "Yessica, you are such a carpoolo. You don't have a car, and never return the favor. Just ask me for a ride if you need one, instead of incorrectly using the term carpool."
Yessica: "Sorry for being a carpoolo, can I have a ride?"
by BIMPLEDERPSKERP December 12, 2017
Get the Carpoolo mug.i was planning to ask my friends we should all pool in like open services of netflix, crunchyroll and hulu. Then we all pitch in for it. xDD CHEAPO STYLE
YOO, that's internet carpooling.
YOO, that's internet carpooling.
by HHHMMM YES July 26, 2014
Get the Internet Carpooling mug.The elite tier Aussie evolution of the Alaskan Pipeline where, instead of freezin your own borin' Boris, you go full public toilet bog bandit:log lifter styles and sniff out a fresh, unflushed lonesone log in a servo, pub or Maccas dunny (bonus points if it’s still steaming), fish that brown beauty out with a forked stick/sock combo, Glad-Wrap it on site, smuggle it home in the esky next to the beers, freeze it solid, then ram the iced-up stranger turd up your own ass until it thaws and you birth another man’s melted shit like a true carpooling legend. Called the “TransAusLaskan Carpoolpipelie” as a nod to our Alaskan buddies . but Aussie’s carry other mens waste, true men carry a couple of carpool poo's inside them at anyone time ” because you’re literally sharing the ride with some poor cunt’s digested kebab from Penrith to Parramatta.
Theres Honour in bog-snatching culture. Own-shit freezers are for basic bitches; real ones run the TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline.
Pro bog bandits run a telescopic goldfish net in the boot for clean lifts, but real bush legends make do with a forked tree branch and an old sock (or stolen undies off the laundry pile) to preserve the unfrozen vessel of pleasure without breaking it. Own-shit freezers are for softcocks; real ones carpool with strangers.
Theres Honour in bog-snatching culture. Own-shit freezers are for basic bitches; real ones run the TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline.
Pro bog bandits run a telescopic goldfish net in the boot for clean lifts, but real bush legends make do with a forked tree branch and an old sock (or stolen undies off the laundry pile) to preserve the unfrozen vessel of pleasure without breaking it. Own-shit freezers are for softcocks; real ones carpool with strangers.
“Bro, ran the TransAuslaskan CarpoolPipeline last night, scored a foot-long Parramatta Eel from Liverpool Station. Still got the ghost cramps today.”
“Nah mate, freezing your own is gay. Real Gs carpool with randoms.”
“He pulled a Trans-Auslaskan Carpool Pipeline with a curry log from an Uber driver, dude was shitting vindaloo tears for hours.”
“Scored a triple-coiler at Campbelltown Station, clean lift with the sock-on-stick, full TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline by midnight. Still tasting that stranger’s butter chicken today.”
“Mate pulled a TransAuslaskan CP with a kebab log so spicy he was crying vindaloo tears while birthing it in the shower.”
“Telescopic goldfish net gang vs sock-and-stick gang, fight me.”
“Nah mate, freezing your own is gay. Real Gs carpool with randoms.”
“He pulled a Trans-Auslaskan Carpool Pipeline with a curry log from an Uber driver, dude was shitting vindaloo tears for hours.”
“Scored a triple-coiler at Campbelltown Station, clean lift with the sock-on-stick, full TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline by midnight. Still tasting that stranger’s butter chicken today.”
“Mate pulled a TransAuslaskan CP with a kebab log so spicy he was crying vindaloo tears while birthing it in the shower.”
“Telescopic goldfish net gang vs sock-and-stick gang, fight me.”
by pooheadjobs November 24, 2025
Get the TransAuslaskan Carpoolpipeline mug.A state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.
I can't believe I had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi's crashed. It was the carpocolypse!
-Courtesy of Douche_Crew who submitted carmageddon.
-Courtesy of Douche_Crew who submitted carmageddon.
by ShabamShabam August 2, 2011
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