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cabaclysm

the devastation that befalls the night clubber who cannot successfully hail a cab.
dave: what time did you get in last night

rick: i had a cabaclysm, had to walk home, didn't get back til 6am

dave: hahaha!
by billom88 January 2, 2012
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Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.
i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
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Capaneese

Someone whom speakith the false truth
Bartholomew: Aye yo I got head from the principle
Charlemagne: Nah this dude be speakin capaneese
*Bartholomew and Charlemagne both then proceed to kiss*
by iLoveMennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 22, 2020
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Mrs. Camacho

Some big-arse'd cow somebody trained to be a teacher. Otherwise known among students as Mrs. COWmacho.
She's fat and smelly, big time. She's a seventh&eighth grade teacher. She likes to scream at poorly behaved teenagers. But well,TEENAGERS. She could probably hide an airplane in her abdomen fat and still have some spare space for about 30 kids.
(in literature class making vocabulary development. The board actually said: Vocabulary Development/5xEach )
student: Is it 5 times each the word, or the meaning?
mrs. camacho: see the board.
student: it just says 5 times each vocabulary development
mrs. camacho: ok then *goes all angry towards the board and writes "WORD" all big so that anonymous student can see* There, see that? WORD.
by Gallagher. June 5, 2009
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Capalert

A good place to find a bunch of christian fundamentalist/right-wing retards for fun and profit. Rumour says they also do film reviews. (and funny ones!)
Capalert craap-alert!
by Zhou Fang August 17, 2003
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High capacity magazine

A weapon magazine designed to hold a large number of cartridges (bullets). There is no official standardization on what constitutes “high capacity”, but more liberal states such as California and Maryland seem to argue it’s anything over 10 rounds.
The AR-15s 30 round mag is not a high capacity magazine, but actually it’s standard magazine capacity.
by Plutonium-239 October 13, 2020
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Capants

Pants for a male that exceed shorts but falls short of the lenfth of; pants, high waters. (Also see: manpris.)
"This guy smoked a Ja'Blunt and got so high he shit his capants."

-Starfox
by sevenyearnightmare October 28, 2013
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