campus casual

A collegiate clothing brand comparable to Vineyard Vines and Southern Tide

"John, that shirt you're wearing is absolute fire! Is it from Southern Tide?" "Nah bitch it's from Campus Casual"

by WaVey May 11, 2016

camoist

When you take sheets out of the dryer and they're still kinda of wet

I was folding my laundry and it was all camoist smh

by Asdf678 October 16, 2022

Campus Peepers

When you spy on the college president nightly and see things you can't unsee.

"OH MY GOSH!!! MY FRIENDS AND I WERE BEING CAMPUS PEEPERS (AS PER USUAL) AND SAW THE PRESIDENT IN HIS BOXER BRIEFS!!! I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYES!!!"

by RYAN RENOLDS BALLSACK November 29, 2022

hells carousel

When you drink too much alcahol or smoke too much weed and the room seems like its spinning

person 1: Dude im pretty sure youve got a problem, you were singing wham songs and jerking off in front of everyone last night, lay off the booze you drunk ass bitch.

Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard

by bennycnz February 21, 2011

island camouflage

Alternative name for Hawaiian shirts.

I have to find my collection of island camouflage and fanny pack for my cruise.

by Bick Dutkiss July 30, 2017

Golden Carousel

Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).

Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.

Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 12, 2017

Crackhead Camouflage

The ability of crackheads to quickly blend in and disappear into the background after the police drive by. Crackheads also use this ability after they gave you a blow job for $20 and stole your watch or other personal items. This ability may give immunity and allow crackheads to fit in among zombies if there were ever a zombie apocalypse.

I saw this nasty crackhead while I was driving down skid row. A cop drove by and that crackhead disappeared, she used her crackhead camouflage.

by Athena, GREATEST Cat in World June 8, 2019