Calums Dick

It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.

yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.

by I_AM_HEMMOSEXUAL_BETCH June 25, 2018

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Calumitis

A type of disease found in Rhice-hamsters

Wait does ur Rhice-hamster have “calumitis”

by LILRICKROLLED June 12, 2025

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Calum

A very amazing person with a huge dick.
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)

Me: Wow look at that amazing person- oh wait that's Calum

by NotCalum'sGirl March 18, 2023

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Calum Thompson

Chad

Everybody loves Calum Thompson

by SenseiC&M83 November 25, 2021

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Calum Redmond

A no good filthy Queensland cunt. Good at stealing girlfriends.
Untrustworthy
Two-faces

I got fucking Calum Redmond'd!

by IsisKarma November 9, 2011

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Calum

If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.

Omg... her ex is SUCH a calum

by Candle_burn January 23, 2024

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