dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 03, 2023

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this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch

“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”

“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”

by iknowyourtruth February 04, 2024

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A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.

Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!

by Evo0 June 10, 2019

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A very amazing person with a huge dick.
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)

Me: Wow look at that amazing person- oh wait that's Calum

by NotCalum'sGirl March 18, 2023

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A guy you wish you could never meet or come across. he is a prick that uses girls for his own self gain.

Calum’s give off a sweet as persona but once you get to know them, your opinion of them changes quite rapidly. you think you know them, but it turns out you don’t. You fall for them thinking that they’re this amazing person but just another red flag!

“Fuck em and leave em”

“oh that’s such a Calum thing to say”

by Johnnyyyy mcronald September 22, 2022

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