Carooned

A word to describe someone who is fried up, fuffed mcguff, and swizled and swuzled. It is beyond simple terms like high, stoned, or buzzed. It is the human equivalent of an upside down kaleidoscope.

Alphonso is gone, man. He’s completely carooned right now.

by DSpotH8ter September 12, 2023

Nasty Cocoon

Where you fart under some covers and stick your head under it to see how it smells. Basically, a self-inflicted Dutch Oven.

Are you wearing penguin-themed footie pajamas?

Yeah, they were a Christmas present from my sister.

Are the nasty cocoons worse in those?

You have no idea.

by jayfrank January 1, 2012

Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon

The aftermath you find yourself in after indulging in pure gluttony of greek yogurt consumption.

Dude eat so much greek yogurt yesterday, he was discovered on the sofa in his very own “Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon”

by IvyFayeStarr September 22, 2021

Cocoon

A heart breaking song, written by singer/songwriter Jack Johnson. Featured as track 14 on his album On and On.

Cocoon tells the story of a man who feels that a break-up with his significant other is growing closer and closer. He knows that it's coming, and he feels that if it's over, he just wants it to be over so the healing can begin. Personally, i think it illustrates the scene from someone who truly cares for the girl, and only wants her to be happy... even if it means crushing his own feelings.

Well based on your smile
I'm betting all of this
Might be over soon
But your bound to win
Cause if I'm betting against you
I think I'd rather lose
But this is all that I have

So please
Take what's left of this heart and use
Please use only what you really need
You know I only have so little
So please
Mend your broken heart and leave

I know it's not your style
I can tell by the way that you move
It's real, real soon
But I'm on your side
And I don't want to be your regret
I'd rather be your cocoon
But this is all that you have

So please
Let me take what's left of your heart and I will use
I swear I'll use only what I need
I know you only have so little
So please
Let me mend my broken heart and

You said this was all you had
And it's all I need
But blah blah blah
Because it fell apart and
I guess it's all you knew
And all I have
But now we have
Only confused hearts and
I guess all we have
Is really all we need

So please
Let's take these broken hearts and use
Let's use only what we really need
You know we only have so little
So please
Take these broken hearts and leave

by TheBrownDuke November 7, 2007

Cocooning

The act of ejaculating so much onto a woman that she is completely covered in semen. In this sex practice, however, unlike bukkake the female will not clean herself off (She won't be able to if you're a real man, anyways) and will become wrapped in a 'Cocoon' of hardening cum, unable to move, or even breathe.

The male (Or Herm) will do this Solo and will repeat this process onto the cocooned victim as much as possible until the female is not visible.

Suggested to practice against walls, floors, or even ceilings (The last being most difficult. Like standing, the cum will drip downwards thanks to gravity and only a slight portion of her will be covered.)

The act of doing this to multiple persons is called Hive Cocooning

(A conversation about Cocooning)

Person A: "So, did you hook up with Cindy last night?"

Person B: "Hell yeah, man. I was saving up all month to Cocoon her."

Person A: "So?"

Person B: "Living room, left corner, I can't even see her anymore."

by \/olpe May 15, 2010

cacooning

when a man (not a jew) pulls his foreskin over an unsuspecting persons nose...works well when tea bagging is in consideration aswell...there u go guys!!!

ha he got advanced teabaged...cacooning rules!!

by Ben Alsbury November 2, 2007

Social Cocoon

The girls that require a lot of warming up before being the social butterflies I know they are.

She is such a social cocoon, she talks to no one. Not yet.

by SearClover February 27, 2015