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Refers to actions that could be described as witty or fierce, frequently in a sexualized tone. This adjective was popularised by gay culture and is usually directed at women whose actions could be seen as assertive or powerful.
Oh, that was a cunty message you just sent to your boss. What a way to quit your job!
cunty by toucanween December 17, 2025
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Cunty McCunty Cunt 

A pompous male that is such an asshole that if he were a female he would be a colossal cunty bitch
The boss's son treats us like he owns the place instead of his asshole dad.

Ya, he's a real Cunty McCunty Cunt for sure.
Cunty McCunty Cunt by Cunty Joe September 23, 2016

Cunty Bollocks 

CUNTY BOLLOCKS : A Paki / Haji store clerk that leers rudely at you, as if you are going to steal; or follows you around the store to keep you from shop lifting
1. Where did you get that fifth of vodka from J.O.B.
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette

2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.

3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum

cunty brown dock 

A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.
Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.

Cunty McNasty 

An absolute uberbitch. Usually a bitter woman approaching middle age that is angry because she has never had a good orgasm. Or she is bitter because she was unknowingly recorded having anal sex with the hired help. Yeah, that chick. Can sometimes be a college age girl who believes she is hotter than the sun and therefore the world should kiss her ass.
That chick is such a Cunty McNasty, who gave her a swirly while taking her from behind?
Cunty McNasty by Charlie Cakes April 17, 2008

cunty speedy men 

if you have a friend called jim and your name is mazdak cunty speedy men will run and float while beating the shit out of old disabled women

Cunty McCunterson

This is a name you use for someone who is a cunt.
Person 1: I hate that girl she's so cuntacious!
Person 2: Yeah, she's a Cunty McCunterson fosho!