A phrase simaler to "Get off your high horse."
Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.
Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.
Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Sure, I'll believe him when he gets off his golden couch.
Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.
This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.
This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
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My mom almost caught me reading a couch book yesterday. When she asked me what I was reading, I told her it was for school.
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by thinkingtoad June 12, 2018
Get the Couch Binging mug.The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.
I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.
by Ryjamin October 6, 2011
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One night when the avetards were high as shit and fucking with Henry's axe, they accidentally cut a slit on one of the couch cushions. This was described as an "accident" but knowing how horny some of these dudes are, it wouldn't surprise me if the slit on the avetard couch was made intentionally so it could serve another purpose too.
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"Damn man, Joe showed up at my house three months ago and won't leave. He has turned into a serious couch rapist."
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