CoronaVirus 

A bitch.

Omg I HATE them !!!

Well, after all, it is CoronaVirus.....

CoronaVirus by Bratfink April 9, 2020

BCV (Before Coronavirus) 

The acronym for the time before COVID-19 spread around the world.

I used to shake hands when I met people BCV (Before Coronavirus).

BCV (Before Coronavirus) by gdmitchy March 21, 2020

Colonavirusing 

When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus

John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing

Colonavirusing by Dylan684 March 13, 2020

Caronavirus 

Caronavirus is a virus that causes people to buy mass bundles of toilet paper

“Did you hear the caronavirus is comin?” “Oh no, really?” “ Yeah! Make sure you stock up on toilet paper!”

Caronavirus by Yupitsme March 26, 2020

Coronavirus 

Noun. A debilitating illness causing headaches, nausea, vomiting, and severe dehydration. Recent studies have shown that coronavirus infection rates spike in coastal settings, on or around May 6th, and strangely enough the day after Mexican Futbol victories.

Bro, Cinco De Mayo was off the hoook! Yeah, but I got mad Coronavirus, holmes. I need a michelada pronto!

Coronavirus by TBizzle78 January 21, 2020

coronavirus 

stay safe kids. wash yah hands. brush yah teeth. carry hand sanitizer w/ you wherever you go. practice good hygiene. shower everyday. dont be making out w/ y’all’s significant others.

eg; “oml, he’s got the coronavirus! stay away. he needs to be quarantined!”

“are you serious?!? he needs to see someone!”

coronavirus by missboujee💦🤤💸 March 5, 2020

Cowonavirus 

A disease similar to the corona virus, but way worse. Basically makes you speak with “owo” or “uwu”

Guy 1: Hey what’s up Jim!
Jim:Hewwo! How awe youw dowing?
Guy 1: Jim why are you speaking like that
Jim:I have the cowonavirus UwU
Guy 1: oh god oh fuck

Cowonavirus by A-Christian-That-Isnt-Religous March 12, 2020