Cowonavirus

A disease similar to the corona virus, but way worse. Basically makes you speak with “owo” or “uwu”

Guy 1: Hey what’s up Jim!
Jim:Hewwo! How awe youw dowing?
Guy 1: Jim why are you speaking like that
Jim:I have the cowonavirus UwU
Guy 1: oh god oh fuck

by A-Christian-That-Isnt-Religous March 12, 2020

rickalousandmorticus

A deadly skin infection only curable by urine that is not the infected’s own. Urine is the only cure.

“Hey, could you pee in this cup? I have rickalousandmorticus.”

by A-Christian-That-Isnt-Religous March 09, 2020