Cumfused

When your confused but still sexually aroused

This video is really kinky, it's making me cumfused.

by TheLunchGoblin August 5, 2017

confused heart disease

When you feel you love more than one person at once. Prone I’m people who don’t know what they want.

Person 1: I love him but I like someone else too

Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease

by fortnite05 November 24, 2018

confused toppie

This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.

Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell

by SexyZachacharyH April 15, 2020

confused african

The confused african is when 3 or more black men are fuckin a girl and they loose trck of what hole they should put their dick in, so they accidently put their dick in another mans anus

story told by isaia a "confused african" he accidently performed this

oh no i did an confused african while gangbanging

by pulverdvärgen1337 March 9, 2021

Confused._.kitten

I gamer Minecraft furry that’s always confused about everything and they love cats

That person is always a confused._.kitten

by Confused._.kitten March 27, 2021

confused deja vu

thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life

man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.

woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week

by magister artium August 8, 2008

Camfused

When a webcam pops up behind your current internet window during excessive porn surfing and you, for a brief period of time, believe that the woman is speaking directly to you.

I was masturbating furiously last night only to be camfused by a large black woman on Porn Hub Live saying, "Use both hands for me baby!" After my initial panic, I realized it was just a video and she couldn't actually see me jerking off.

by Slopppy Seconds June 19, 2011