Indiana Jones cobbler 

When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.

Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.

Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.

Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.

Laird: I have not regrets in life.

Indiana Jones cobbler by Nipplecardboard January 7, 2009

potato cobbler 

1. n. - any woman's large posterior (note: not just the ass) which is "sprinkled", well-incorporated, to rife with cellulite(aka cottage cheese); it sometimes running down the back of the thigh, calf, and cankles...also above the waist on the severely depressing; not necessarily a death sentence if they meet a guy that enjoys the nuanced texture of a matured and bountiful topography

2. variant: n. - "sweetpotato cobbler" - for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another

I ate through that potato cobbler like I was on death row!

I was at the beach and some SSBBWs, BBWs and their comparatively petite frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis...a total potato cobbler buffet. ...and I dug in. Back for thirds, even.

potato cobbler by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

ass cobbler

One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.

That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!

ass cobbler by Yoshida May 3, 2004

cherry cobbler

The act of performing oral sex on a woman that is on the rag and has a yeast infection.

I was drunk as hell last night and took this nasty chick home with me, went down on her, and ended up getting a cherry cobbler. That was the nastiest pussy ever!

cherry cobbler by DRP400 February 12, 2008

Twat Cobbler 

When a dude fucks a chick when she is just getting off of her rag, and blows inside of her. Then after he cums he finishes her off by eating her out! The mixture of coagulated period blood, jiz, and spit is what makes up the Twat Cobbler

" I got a whole mouth full of twat cobbler from the scunt!"

Twat Cobbler by snailtrailprkway February 2, 2013

Blackberry Cobbler 

Slang term for a black woman's vagina.

Dr. Dre: I love to eat dat blackberry cobbler
Eminem: Yeah Dre, hit 'dat!

Blackberry Cobbler by Chad McBad August 27, 2008

Cherry Cobbler

A raunchy, unshaven vagina that is incidentally on its period. When its in the state of ultimate grossness, it gives off the appearance of the tasty dessert, cherry cobbler!

Charles thought he was going to get lucky, but when he removed Shirlena's underpants, he was repulsed and disturbed to find a CHERRY COBBLER!

Cherry Cobbler by cherrycobbler December 16, 2008