Congress

The opposite of progress (pro- and con-)

Jessie: So what did Congress do today?
Chad: Nothing. Just like the past 10 years...

by rosey27172 June 5, 2020

congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.

It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.

by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020

Congress Park (Congo)

Chill spot to hangout and best ledges to skate in Saratoga Springs, NY. Definitely the #1 spot to fuck around with tourists and crash a wedding bc mfs be having those shits there every damn weekend. Also houses an UNGODLY amount of ducks holy shit.

Yo wanna skate Congress Park (Congo)?

by _._._:) June 11, 2022

Congress

Theory that 500 morons can possibly come up with a single intelligent thought.

I am sad to report that this high school reminds me of Congress.

by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

Library of Congress

A unit of measurement. Can be uses to measure mass, volume, distance or area. Abbreviated LOC, often used in a ridiculous manner.

You public library is approximately .02 Library of Congresses.

The distance around the earth is about 40k odd miles or 12 million LOCs.

Yo momma so fat she like 14 LOCs on 'nauguration day!

by Motorycle August 19, 2009

congressionalism

a belief system wherein human interaction and political structure drive a powerful populous against those in power leading to a lessened belief in God

Not sure whether they believed in God or not, the men discussed congressionalism referring to the people's political influence.

by afoundingfather February 19, 2011

Congress

The opposite of progress. A bunch of old, rich, whiney white men who think they know how the female body works. Capable of throwing a tantrum and shutting down the American government at any given moment.

Congress is a huge clusterfuck waiting to happen.

by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016