Clog Log

A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.

Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.

by Gus Mahler September 23, 2018

Nut Clog

Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.

I had to go to the doctor to get a nut clog removed.

by HahaNut27 March 25, 2019

clogged disposal

When a girl pukes while she is sucking your dick all over you.

I was so drunk last night that I had to fix the Clogged Disposal and it was bad!

by Ray Redsox July 31, 2016

CLOGGED STIFFY

A STIFFY WITH TOO MUCH COOMIE

YOOOO MY MAN CLOGGED STIFFY

by I am not Matt for real tho April 1, 2021

Clogged Pipe

When a man is having anal sex with a constipated woman, and when he pulls out she shits all over his face

Aww fuck you clogged piped me BITCH!!!

by Mr. MyyDixiNormous March 8, 2009

clog the drain

Term used when politicians fill their government with the same establishment and corporatists they vowed to get rid of

Person: so much for trump draining that swamp, eh? More like clogging the drain.
Person 2: yeah, I can't believe people fell for that. Of course he'd clog the drain with his corporate friends and donors.

by Smallvillefan27 December 18, 2016

clog

Nickname for some twins in toledo

Hey where did those clogs go?

by BeKool February 22, 2005