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Clemtatious

1. To make a broad statement based entirely on ignorance.
Statement could also be based on rumor, and/or negative or positive popular opinion.

2. To project your opinion of a particular subject as what everyone else's opinion should be.
Example 1. Person 1, "Brah, Circuit City is lametastic" Person 2,
"Do you have anything to base that on?" Person 1, "Well..
no." Person 2 "Dude, you're so clemtatious!"

Example 2. "Hey man, do you like Metallica's new stuff or old stuff
better?" Clemtatious guy says, "Dude, Metallica sucks"
To avoid being clemtatious, he could of said "Dude, I
don't like Metallica"
by BC3Racing January 23, 2008
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cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.
The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)
by barneschm March 27, 2009
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Cleffia

An STD that causes you you to Nerdrage uncontrollably.
Did you hear about that paladin, he completely lost it in vent, I wonder if his Cleffia is acting up.
by Maethor April 15, 2009
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Cleptolicism

The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.

once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.

words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto
John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"

Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"

random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"

John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"
by They call me Captain Awesome January 8, 2009
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Clentchweed

A great word to defined a tight ass person.

Noun

please use this word. it relieves stress and can help gain better and stronger orgasms
"simon cowell. what a clentchweed "
by Bryman326 August 6, 2009
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The Homosexual Clefairy

A dance, consisting of a man dressed in feminine attire who repeatedly waves their arms infront of them whilst dancing horribly.
Jay: My mom walked in on me performing the homosexual clefairy last night, while I was listening to If You Seek Amy.
Jacie: Gross I don't need to know when you do those things!
Jay: Stupid, it's a dance!
Jarred: What does it look like??
Jay: This!!
*Jay then removed his cloths revealing a bright pink ballerina outfit, he began waving his arms wildly while jumping and head banging.*
Jarred: I think my eyes are bleeding.
by Lyfial2 April 13, 2009
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cleat chaser

a promiscuous woman who follows athletes (baseball or football) usually on the college level, in the hopes of having intercourse with one of them
Yo, that bitch is a cleat chaser, the whole team has nailed her.
by Aaron Rock October 30, 2003
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