television circumcision

When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.

I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.

by Debri January 19, 2011

Kentucky Circumcision

The act of circumcising a Hillbilly by kicking his sister in the jaw.

Jethro wound up with a nasty infection when his brother Jimbob got jealous and kicked thier sister in the jaw and giving him a Kentucky circumcision.

by Stuperman August 01, 2006

Circumcised Dick

A dick that has no foreskin due to the barbaric religious practice of circumcision. Usually a type of dick that whores prefer.

Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) Wow, you’re circumcised. I love your circumcised dick (Proceeds to give him a blowjob)

by Excrushman March 25, 2020

Chevy Circumcision

A circumcision but instead of with a scalpel by a medical professional, it’s using the rear right window of a 2015 Chevy Cruze. You stick your willy in it and then close the window. Viola!

I just gave myself a Chevy circumcision with the rear right door of my 2015 Chevy Cruze.

by Justin Non-Beiber October 05, 2019

Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces

Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man

by Cay919 December 04, 2017

circumcision of fire

A very difficult introduction to a new job or activity. Like a baptism of fire but it hurts more.

"Hey Nik, how's your new job going?"
"Ah man, I'm struggling.. its truly a circumcision of fire"

by Trikkinikki5hah August 17, 2022

Muslim Circumcision

A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their penises standing straight up and someone throws an airplane with a razor attached into them.

Doctor: Good news Mrs Adams! You had twins. How would you like them circumcised?
Mrs Adams: Let's go with the Muslim Circumcision route.

by Awwtism December 24, 2018