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Jesus Buttfucking Christ

an exclamation one shouts when frustrated, surprised, or overwhelmed.
Jesus Buttfucking Christ! I just stepped in a pile of dog shit!
by shorttripp June 29, 2010
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butthurst

An uncontrollable love for a tan hairy person
Jack:Kevin did you hear that mike is a butthurst

Kevin:Yes it's because he likes that tan hairy girl what's her name?

Jack:Hailey
by Yahonk December 17, 2013
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Buttfore

A word trick; used amongst immature and dumbassical people.
Julia: "You're a Buttfore"
Kathryn: "What's a Buttfore?"
Julia: "Pooping, Silly!"
by Iheartbuttfores November 5, 2009
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Butthurt

When someone gets offended and or upset over something.
Karen got butthurt when someone told her to go fuck herself.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 20, 2022
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buttfucked

To have taken advantage of someone in either business of personal affairs through deception, deceit or duplicity.

Circa early '70s, US Army
"You didn't get the assignment to Japan that was a part of your enlistment contract? You were buttfucked by your recruiter!"
by buffalo patty April 23, 2005
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butthurling

Butthurling is the act of vomiting shit out your ass.
I just ate 20 hot wings, and I am going to be butthurling soon.

Tummyboobs uses butthurl: Enemy Charizard dies, Enemy Blaine dies, Pikachu dies, Ash dies.
by SiR-IV May 16, 2007
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Buttfukistan

Any of the "stans" in Central Asia ( Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan,Turkmenistan, and Afghanistan). The country of origin of most 7-Eleven owners.
The Army is shipping my ass to Buttfukistan.
by CPT K August 20, 2011
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