Buttfur

Hair in the anal region.

Your grandma has enough buttfur to make an exquisite Persian rug.

by buy fur May 12, 2010

buttfreak

An individual who has a strong affection and attraction towards butts, usually in a sexual manner. Most buttfreaks are biological males who are instinctual drawn to the glorious sight of the varied shapes and sizes of the female butt. Most may occasionally be mistaken for a pervert.

My girlfriend slapped me today because I couldn't stop looking at some hot body butts while we were at the pool. It's hard being such a buttfreak.

by Cornsonthehouse July 18, 2023

Buttfucker3000

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.

Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.

by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021

Butthurt Lord

Butthurt Lord is when you get salty over a simple thing while you bitch and complain about how trash is it since the object you're complain about is very easy. This is also called pulling a Legacy Storms.

Butthurt Lord also known as Legacy Storms got so damn butthurt that he complained over "how he can't open a 5 dollar happy meal because it's too hard and fragile."

by QwertyTwinkleToes May 30, 2019

buttfruit

'Fruit of the butt'
Synonymous with shit, turd(s), poop(s), etc. Can be singular or plural.

Singular: I'm about to drop a load of buttfruit.

Plural: Their whole back yard was loaded with piles of buttfruit.

by Big Ed Moustapha April 17, 2008

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza

An album containing every Biffy Clyro song to play in the background whilst being vigorously buttfucked or when you are vigorously buttfucking someone.

Dave - Bend over
Alan - Wait a minute let me find my Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza Album

by AnonymousTrevor November 14, 2018

Buttfumble

(Noun-Verb) - To run directly into your offensive lineman's rear end so violently that it in turn causes the quarterback to misplace the pigskin out of his hands and onto the ground ultimately causing a fumble.

Mark Sanchez is the pioneer of the Buttfumble.

by KRHimself December 30, 2012