guttertits

Used when referring to a female.

The proportion of tits to gut must be positively proportional.
Any girl who violates the proportionality rules below is said to have guttertits.... (An undesirable quality)

1.) If the girl is flat chested she mustn't be fat; i.e. her waist must be smaller than her breasts.

2.) If the girl is 'thick' (or large) her breasts must be larger than her belly.

Also, can be used to justify knocking around with a girl with some 'curves' provided she has some large breasts that are bigger than her waist.

Hey did you see Jenny over there?
-Yeah, she's cute
Yeah, but she's got gutter tits....
-What do you mean man? I was going to ask her out!
Dude, she may be cute, but dude, she's got a beer gut and no tits!

-or-

Hey check out Bertha over there...
-Nasty guttertits...
Haha, yeah, she's wider at the waist than at the top...

by p24 January 6, 2010

bitterbits

'bitterbits' is the name given to someone whose 'bits' are bitter in taste.

I don't think I'll call Janie, she turned out to be a bitterbits.

by JeSuisSteph March 27, 2008

Butterette

A "cigarette" rolled from the butts of previously smothered cigarette tobacco.

I'm at an all time low; I just smoked a butterette. Addiction has never been so harsh.

by bestsuperninja July 31, 2009

Butterdick

Usually used as an act of revenge. Butter Dicking somebody includes rubbing a stick of butter on your member, then rubbing your buttery member on the person (or something the person owns).

guy #1: "Theres something slimy on my car door handle"
guy #2: "Uh-oh, theres a note on your windshield that says 'You've been Butterdicked!'"
guy #1: "FML"

by butterdicker April 19, 2009

Butterpits

A women too attractive for words, who would causes spontaneous ejaculation if it were not for her hairy armpits.

Ewww butterpits really propels a women's attractivness to 0.

by Honey-bunny August 9, 2012

Butterfinger

When a male looking to spice up his sexual experience grabs a cold stick of butter and shoves his finger through the center of the stick, then proceeds to finger his woman until the butter melts from friction and sexual heat, granting him a dairy-based lube upon which he uses to dick his woman down.

Man #1: Hey how was the sex last night?
Man #2: I Butterfingered her and it changed her life.

by BennyBooty October 5, 2017

butterfinger

The act of sticking your penis in the opening of the bottom of a popcorn bucket and surprising your date. This results in a very messy and sticky handjob.

Last night, Jake gave me a butterfinger during Titanic!

by Salt Lick October 26, 2010