Butts Twelve By Pies

A short, short play by Homsar. There will be tree hugging.

A pamphlet for butts twelve by pies appears in a strong bad email.

by Roiland June 2, 2004

Suprise buttsecks

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.

Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG

by MDspyro February 18, 2007

squirty butts

This generally starts with a stomach ache or stomach cramps and then turns into runny, stinky brown or green pee-like substance spraying out of your rectum, runny stool, diarrhea.

Dude, I don't know what they put in those burritos last night, but I had the worst case of the squirty butts this morning.

by Kaelli June 2, 2010

y halo thar buttsecks?

an initial invitation of the ritual of buttsecksing, it involves inserting the umaro into another's butt with the promise of repeated insertion

see also se><0r t3h f4c3

girl:asl?
you:y halo thar, buttsecks?

by GAWD it hurts!11! January 17, 2004

Buttsex

1. The best thing ever. Anywhere.

2. The act of getting royally screwed over.

1. Minaki gave Matsuba buttsex last night!

2. Dude! The repair man really buttsexed my computer this time!

by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004

Butts McCrackin

The term used for a person, generally blue collar labor, whos pants seem about 10 sizes too big, especially when bending or stooping.

"I had Butts McCrackin come over and fix the drain in the tub this morning."

by Macabre (EJR) July 31, 2008

Poopy butts

An expression used to show discontent at something, or just to be freaking hilarious.

Also can be: Poopy Buttsack

Girl- "Why are you acting like this?"
Boy- " Cause you're a poopy butt"

Mom- "Do your chores"
Son-"POOPY BUTTSACKS"

by snake N' Bake January 19, 2011