When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.
by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025
Get the Static Bulkmug. by Power creep January 27, 2025
Get the Bulkmug. A bulk during which the weightlifter puts on enormous amounts of fat (often achieving over 30% bf) and leaves the fat on for an extended period of time (generally over a year). This is called a "dreamer bulk" because these people are living for a dream (e.g., a vision of an ideal-but-distant future state that non-dreamers cannot perceive and find difficult to understand). This often subjects the dreambulker to derision from non-weightlifters, amateur weightlifters, internet forum addicts, and other people who only understand aesthetics or the pursuit of short-term physical goals. What critics of dreambulkers often overlook is that the extra fat limits muscle catabolism, cushions joints during heavy lifts, and (most importantly) functions like a full-body weight vest that increases both isotonic and isometric exertion throughout the entirety of the bulk. Dreambulkers often make rapid gains in strength, as well as in endurance-against-resistance. Also, when dreambulkers do finally cut back to low body fat levels, they usually retain gains in strength and muscle mass in their lean state that are unparalleled in people who have not done similar bulk-cut routines.
See also: dreamerbulker, permabulker
See also: dreamerbulker, permabulker
"I cannot believe I just saw you bench 600lbs."
"Yeah, well, I was on a dreamer bulk for years."
"You're huge! Did you use steroids?"
"Nah, I'm 100% natty. I just dreamer bulked."
"Yeah, well, I was on a dreamer bulk for years."
"You're huge! Did you use steroids?"
"Nah, I'm 100% natty. I just dreamer bulked."
by Lightwarrior11 May 25, 2024
Get the Dreamer Bulkmug. by Ballncocktorture February 28, 2022
Get the Bulkmug. When someone has gone through a breakup, they go Dam she left because of weakness. You decided to bulk and cut over and over.
by ThyCuckNorris September 24, 2023
Get the Breakup Bulkmug. someone who carries a bulk package of dardyness around their waist to attract the opposite sex during mating season. By pulling them into their gravitational pull
kenny: Hey man, got your bulk dardy package yet?
victoria: yeh bro the whole set
kenny: That's mint, coz mating seasons like tomorrow ayye bro
victoria: ohh fuk bro almost forgot ayeee
Kenny: Thats awkard, coz im bi
victoria: double wammy.
Kenny: lol
victoria: k bye.
victoria: yeh bro the whole set
kenny: That's mint, coz mating seasons like tomorrow ayye bro
victoria: ohh fuk bro almost forgot ayeee
Kenny: Thats awkard, coz im bi
victoria: double wammy.
Kenny: lol
victoria: k bye.
by churchlands SHS June 5, 2011
Get the bulk dardymug. When a person who looks like 250 lbs of chewed bubble gum, and thinks they are a fitness expert because they go to Planet Fitness once a week, tells you they are bulking up by eating nothing but trash. The Filthy Bulk is different from the Dirty Bulk is that, in addition to the terrible foods you're consuming, you have a permanent stink that offends every other living creature on earth. These individuals claim that they will eventually go through a cutting phase, but it almost never happens. And when they do lose weight, they still look like a piece of shit. Another annoying habit of this ilk is that they act like fitness experts and look for any ear they can find to tell them about their "healthy" habits.
B claimed to be lifting heavy weights to bulk up prior to a cutting phase, but his ostensilunchable was just a filthy bulk. What a sack of shit!
by Fuqtoo February 4, 2023
Get the Filthy Bulkmug.