breaded

Between blackout drunk and needing to go to the hospital.
To be so intoxicated that the person looking after you gives you bread to sober up.

Breaded (prank):
To place a slice of bread and trash can next to someone sleeping (drunk or not) and take a picture.

Bro, I'm going to get breaded tonight.

by Cof Cub February 24, 2013

bread

untoasted yeast product.

Bread is good, but i prefer my yeast products toasted.

by I'mnotcertain November 10, 2011

bread

a word signifying a positive reaction to something

a: yo i copped a dime for us
b: bread
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a: are you bringing your lax stick tomorrow so we can have a catch?
b: yea
a: bread

by bkimstunnaboss November 08, 2010

bread

where you feel so intoxicated that you end up blacking out for several hours, and wake up not knowing what has happened, possibly in your own puke.

Melissa: Joe you're pretty shit faced, you should eat some bread.

Joe: I feel bread.

by shmoe the cracker December 15, 2010

bread

the most godly food to ever exist. whoever eats this is already an elite

me: I enjoy eating bread
every girl in a 20 mile radius: omg pls marry me

by Screamingoatman April 12, 2021

bread

something made from flour yeast and some other stuff. Noun

man 1: i like bread
man 2: me too i love sourdough
man 1: yes

by LaYuen April 05, 2021

breads

A word used to describe someone with dreads and a beard.

Dude, check out that guys breads.

Holy, that guy has mad bread.

by staniel March 10, 2008