A turd that doesn't compel you to go, but is just too uncomfortable to hold. It requires an ample amount of push, and is formed with enough protuberances to appear, and feel, like you just shat out a tree branch with several knots in it.
by stall2 July 25, 2016
Get the knotty branchmug. Where you can often find your boss or manager when s/he's supposed to be at work but isn't.
Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.
Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.
"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"
"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."
"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."
by seagurl May 14, 2009
Get the branch officemug. A town in Northern Michigan containing about 3 street lights and one occasionally open restaurant. If you live in South Branch, you probably have at least 4 cats and a beard, and spend entirely too much free time playing video games.
by anonymous244 December 20, 2010
Get the South Branchmug. comes from phrase used for a secondary rail route, which branches of the main route. most branch lines are now closed in the UK. to say some one has there own branchline means they're a loner, weird and a bit lost in the head, also can be used in almost any situation possible cause its just funny.
1)John-
''What do you think of Nicole''
Me- ''Awh shes not all ther in the head , she has her own branch line that one'
2)David- Have you seen the television remote?
Me- Havent seen it in weeks id say it has own branch line at this stage!
3) Thomas the tank engine- ''I have my own branch line ''
''What do you think of Nicole''
Me- ''Awh shes not all ther in the head , she has her own branch line that one'
2)David- Have you seen the television remote?
Me- Havent seen it in weeks id say it has own branch line at this stage!
3) Thomas the tank engine- ''I have my own branch line ''
by mon bongo December 31, 2009
Get the branch linemug. A thin, twig like boy, who is White and often acts In a prejudiced manner. He is usually very stupid and rude, and seems to think he’s better than everyone else.
-‘Can you believe that!! That was so dumb, why would he say something like that about her?’
-‘Ugh. What a Branch Boy. Imagine BEING a Branch Boy. Couldn’t be me.’
-‘Ugh. What a Branch Boy. Imagine BEING a Branch Boy. Couldn’t be me.’
by PythonMister November 27, 2019
Get the Branch Boymug. Doing your thing or having a moment
by MikeDamiobi4 February 3, 2018
Get the Branching Outmug. An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN troll Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike him for his trolling activities. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians.
by saint November 10, 2004
Get the Branch Floridiansmug.