Bromosexual

A non-sexual orientation towards other bros, sometimes involving butt smacking, fist pumping like a pro, or chest bumps.

"Brad Pitt is such a stud, I would totally go on a Bro Date with him"

"Why do you have to be so Bromosexual?"

by nohomobromo May 19, 2010

Bosexual

When youre only attracted to women 35 years old and up.

Yo, i think im bosexual. "Why?" Because your mom looking mad fine rn.

by BigSmexyBo March 18, 2021

Bromosexual

A gay man, whether on the down low, who seems like he is totally 100% straight but happens to enjoy having sex with men. Theses guys may play football, be captain of the baseball team, or be the lead in the musical people won't question their sexuality until they see that he's having the sex with a man.

Opposite: artificial fruit

Football player: Yo Darien, you coming to the party tonight? There's gonna be tons of hot chicks.
Darien: Nah man I'm a bromosexual, ya know? Haha good game, though.
Football player: Ah right man sorry I forgot.

Darien: Don't sweat it

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

bromosexual

Used to define any self-absorbed idiot who is willing to do anything to see their name in urban dictionary.

brohan the bromosexual is an attention hog as his mommy neglected him when he was a kid.

by a goodtbuser May 9, 2005

Boosexuality

(noun) boo-sek-shoo-al-i-tee 1. sexual desire or behavior directed towards a boo

"Only with the presence of a boo, can my boosexuality be truly upheld"

by Boosexual Man August 26, 2011

bozosexual

A person who doesn't give a fuck what he/ she looks, smells or acts like when in
pursuit of the opposite sex. Thoughtless, no effort expended at all. Just has a
go and wether reeking of pish or smellin' fine jumps at whatever attracts him/her no matter what state they are in. Also not bothered about who they
get it on with so long as they are up for it.

" Man, that bozosexual got his freak-on with no effort at all!"

"Bozo doesn't care who he bags as long as he shags."

by Jasper Jobbie January 13, 2008

boosexual

1) an awkward person that one could not find themselves sexually attracted to; 2) a person who brings little to the sexual dynamic of a relationship or booty call.

Last night was tragic, I ended up going home with a boosexual that just laid there.

by ryanweb October 12, 2008