Boris the spider

Great song that was originally made by "The Who" bassist, John Entwistle for a children's album. It later became a concert staple for them due to it's success. It is one of the first tracks to utilize the "death growl" of modern metal.

When The Who played Boris The Spider, the crowd went insane and tried to jump on stage.

by Moltenbea January 16, 2007

Boris Johnson

Definition: A mop
fucked up UK with his tiny penis
no1 biggest sanctioner in history
killled the uk economy as soon as covid eased.
married a woman 21 years yunger than him
most famous quote "the cure covid we must sacrifice with covid by living with covid :)"

'The fucking mop couldnt clean up his own shit'.
'Boris Johnson has a wet mop for hair'

by MASSIVECUNTDICK March 27, 2022

barnism

1. A distinctive doctrine or theory that there are inherent differences between peoples from barn habitats, those peoples from areas of high barn to people ratios, and those who originate from barnless areas.
2. A belief in that the relationship between barn and person leads to a mental deficiency in the realm of tolerable social norms including but not limited to literacy and theft of edible goods.
3. Hatred or intolerance towards those who live in or near barns or who have a cultural affinity towards barns.

“Where you raised in a barn?”
“Wow you are very intolerant, that’s barnism!”

by Managainstbarnintolerence January 15, 2009

bordisim

When you are so bored the struggle is real😑

I haven't done anything all week, ehh the bordisim is real

by Joey johnson February 24, 2015

Boonis

A person, generally going to be a jacked dude who works out every day and goes to the gym. Although he does that, he is most likely going to be a simp, going back to his ex even though she is below his league. He will also come out as gay and turns other people, including his Ex, gay.

Bro I want to start hitting the gym but I don’t wanna be a Boonis.

by Edgeworth Masked March 17, 2020

Borisbator

A person whos common sense is ejaculated and is extremely gullible and believes every statement by the current British Prime Minister Boris Johnson without any consideration to the truthfulness or credibility of said statement.

Nigel: Boris says he's putting a record sum of £34bn into the NHS and most certainly will not be selling off parts of it.

Richard: Don't believe everything you're told Nigel, you fucking Borisbator.

Nigel: Sorry, I think I had a Borisgasm.

by ryc10 June 29, 2020

Borisgasm

The ultimate explosive climax of uncontrollable, incomprehensible chuntering in response to a question of mild difficulty or due to the early state of arousal.

In response to a question, the prime minister had a Borisgasm that left him quivering.

by ryc10 June 29, 2020