bonkers

It sucks; crap; something you hated.

Yo, Nelly's new CD is bonkers! Don't even waste your money on that shit.
That game was bonkers, I can't believe we lost.

by Phatty Mcgatty March 28, 2004

bonkers

The heady crazed state achieved by a group of giggling people while indulging in a frenzied round of bonking each other's noggins with empty 2-liter plastic soda-bottles. The loopy euphoric mood can be heightened even more by (1) using the jumbo-size 3-liter bottles instead of the 2-liter size, since the bigger firmer bottle produces a more solid *thunk* and bounces higher with each klonk, and/or (2) using two bottles at once --- one held in each hand --- to simultaneously pummel the heads of your two nearest neighbors in the crowd.

My buddies and I went totally bonkers at the beach party last evening; it had been a really hot day, so we had accumulated such a sizable pile of empty soda-water bottles that there were more than enough for all of us to each swing two bottles apiece.

by QuacksO June 29, 2016

bonkers cheap

An item so inexpensive that it defies belief. Usually used in amazement.

Those all-you-can-eat wings were bonkers cheap. But not necessarily bonkers good.

by WerdOfTheDay May 19, 2016

Bonkey

It means to have sex with a donkey meaning ass, (asshole)

Got me some bonkey last night

by Waytomanybongs March 18, 2017

Bonkey

A person with no goals or aspersions. Mostly used to refer to a black person with no goals.

Yo that dude lazy as fuck and gets paper, bonkey ass nigga.

by BnzJnz November 20, 2017

Bonkers

A word that ‘The Gabbie show’ uses waaaayyyyy to FUCKING much

Gabbie: that’s just bonkers

Me: shut the fuck up

by Gabbie Hanna July 26, 2018

BONKERS

A word that ‘the Gabbie show’ uses WAAYYYY TOO MUCH

Gabbie: that’s just BONKERS!!!

Me: shut tf up!!!

by Gabbie Hanna July 26, 2018