bongo fever 

having an unstopable urge to go the the nearest club and dance worse than a retarded ape

"bongo fever" your 10 bottles of blue WKD worse off and its saturday night. so you and your friends put your war paint on and shorest skirts and go the the bongo!

bongo fever by skunk(69) August 14, 2011

Bongo Cat

A wholesome cat who plays da' bongo. ( It has a Sub-Reddit too! )

Lobez: Oh my god, look at that cat playing da' bongos!
Pepper: Yes, is named Bongo Cat.

Bongo Cat by Lobez uwu November 5, 2019

Bongo bitch 

Bongo boys are people who don’t believe you when you tell them you are in-fact Michelangelo

I am Michelangelo you bongo bitch.

Bongo bitch by anonymous February 24, 2020

bongo cat

a cat who played the bongo then got shot in vr chat from ree kid

bongo cat is god

bongo cat by bongo cat lover March 12, 2020

bongo boron 

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bongo boron ltrhjkg;s8/5phort;lk

bongo boron by pastamann January 26, 2021

Bongo'd 

A way to talk about getting screwed

Human 1: Yo my dude, I bongo'd the Cookie Monster in my dreams last night

Human 2: Woah my good sir, that's crazy asf

Bongo'd by Dumpster Rat July 16, 2022

Bongo Man 

One of many aliases a man known as 'Joe Willy' has. Bongo Man has beaten 12 men with a broom stick in down town Chicago as of writing this. Bongo Man has been tracked down back to the United States after crossing the country borders of Mexico and Canada multiple times.

Bongo Man is a white adult male, with brown hair and green eyes. Suspect for the secret assassination of Queen Elizibeth 2nd. If you see this man, call the cops immediately and do not engage him. He has been seen wearing level IV grade bullet proof vests, and carries at least 7 guns on him at all times.

Person A: Do you know the Bongo Man?
Person B: Bongo Man put my mom in the hospital.
Fuck Bongo Man

Bongo Man by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023