Boebert

A conical object lacking a flared base inserted into the anus for improvised sexual gratification despite being designed for another task entirely.

Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.

“anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, but a Boebert will send you to the ER”

by Oxyboytrytis January 5, 2023

Boeberts

An object that was “accidentally fallen upon” (deliberately placed) in the rectum that was not designed for anal use and is now stuck.

“What’s the weirdest boeberts you’ve seen?”
“The weirdest ones would have to be a gerbil and a three-cell MagLight”

by SassyMedic96 January 5, 2023

Bobert

A way to identify harmless looking/cute looking inanimate objects that holds the power of a thousand Gods.

Guy 1: I named my eraser Bobert

Classroom: *Kneeling*

by anonymous February 3, 2023

Bobert

An awesome irg leader who knows how to get irg active, he’s active and knows how to get all the bitches (Yanri) he is funny and can remove you in an instant

Bobert is such a powerful, awesome leader

by Skyethedog1 April 22, 2023

boaber

Boaber, another word used to define chubby, round, gelatinous or rotonde.

Dang that girl has a boaber butt

by redyman July 8, 2023

Boeberting

The act of vaping in an inappropriate place or a place where vaping is considered unacceptable.

Dude, stop Boeberting in the grocery store.

by TransAnna September 16, 2023

Boeberting

Vaping whilst touching each others privates.

You two teenagers better not be boeberting in your room.

by Pseudo D-Rock September 18, 2023