Boebert

A conical object lacking a flared base inserted into the anus for improvised sexual gratification despite being designed for another task entirely.

Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.
“anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, but a Boebert will send you to the ER
by Oxyboytrytis January 06, 2023
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