Bluetooth balls

n. the excited anticipation of attempting, but failing, to pair your smartphone with a Bluetooth device

"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"

Bluetooth balls by Pauldylan January 8, 2013

bluetooth cherries 

Another term for side ho, because you are talking to them via your bluetooth.

Got too many bluetooth cherries these days to focus on hustlin'.

bluetooth cherries by cleemd January 13, 2017

Bluetooth hookup 

Similar to friends with benefits, a hookup that occurs routinely between two people who have no particular feelings for each other but find it convenient to hook up when they end up at the same bar or party.

Automatically connects, even when you don’t want it to.

Drunk and bored at the same party for the third time this month, Julia and Gareth resumed their Bluetooth hookup on Friday.

Bluetooth hookup by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

bluetooth wanking 

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.

Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking”

bluetooth wanking by BoardCard November 12, 2019

Bluetooth Tunnel Buddy 

If your friend has a girlfriend, and his girlfriend slept with his sister, and you sleep with his sister. you are now Bluetooth Tunnel Buddies with your friend

hey you know my buddy matt? I am his Bluetooth Tunnel Buddy

Bluetooth Tunnel Buddy by florida stanley February 20, 2020

Bluetooth Orgasm

A Bluetooth orgasm is from the show “Dave” and it is when you can make yourself ejaculate without the use of physical touch.

Jim’s girlfriend wouldn’t have sex with him so he had to Bluetooth orgasm.

Bluetooth Orgasm by The Dirty Love Burger April 26, 2020

Bluetooth relationship 

A relationship that only happens when both parties are in close proximity. It might be same town, same school or when they bump into each other. Usualy happens after a smooth breakup.

We will have to be in a bluetooth relationship because you are married now.
We will have to be in a bluetooth relationship because you are moving to Japan and dont know if you will ever comeback.

Bluetooth relationship by Moscow SA June 9, 2020