Mexican Bluetooth

Duct tape used to tape a cell phone to the head of a mexican so a real bluetooth device is not necessary, which saves money that could be used to buy corona.

The gardener used his mexican bluetooth so he could talk on his phone, mow a lawn and drink a beer all at the same time.

by michael3737 February 20, 2009

Bluetool

A person who wears his/her bluetooth all the time, even when it is unneccesary. Making him/her look like a real tool.

Jarhead and I saw some bluetool at the city park yesterday sitting on the grass with his bluetooth headset on.

by Cheweysmoker October 1, 2008

Blethics

Black ethics; moral ethics of the African American population

Jimmy went to Tina the hooker asking for a discount, however being white, he did not realize it was against her blethics to offer white customers discounts.

by lshim April 16, 2010

Bluetooth Commando

Someone who feels that it is either too trendy or too much of an inconvenience to remove their Bluetooth headset when not in their car. These people will be seen softly glowing at expensive restaurants eating with other people or in some other situation that they wouldn’t be picking up a call even if the phone rang. These people commonly think they look “cool” and usually have a terrible black head problem in their ear (from wearing it all of the damn time!).

Rev: "Hey check out that Bluetooth Commando over there flirting with those middle school girls..."

Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."

by RTFF October 4, 2010

Blueholed

Verb
1. a word used by PC players of the online game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" also known as "PUBG" to refer to the game crashing, bugging out, or simply not functioning as intended.

2. a word used to describe a situation or experience that did not meet expectations.

See also: screwed, fucked over

"I was going to go out tonight but my car totally blueholed me."

"I was going to drop in Pochinki but I got blueholed. I'm going to try to reconnect."

by 305Goose May 30, 2018

Bluetooth butt scratch

When your butt itches, and you wanna scratch it. But then you fart and the fart scratches the itch

Dude my butt itches but I gotta fart

Just use the Bluetooth butt scratch

by Fooligins January 6, 2022

Homeless Bluetooth

A homeless person talking to themselves looking like they're are speaking to someone on a bluetooth.

I think that homeless guy is talking to you.
No it's just homeless bluetooth.

by Slangem Dozier June 16, 2011