Tom birch

He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road

by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020

birch

Canadian slang term for weed pens. Comes from a misspelling of “haul on the bitch”

“What you doing?”
“Not much, just hauled on the birch”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Birch

A type of wood that attracts the ladies. Known for it’s romantic blue flame.

I lit a fire with some Birch logs and got laid instantly.

by J. Doe September 22, 2020

Birch

Wood that gets woman aroused.

I was at a non fire. We through in the Birch and the woman came from everywhere.

by J. Doe October 6, 2020

Birch

You tried to text your bitch ass friend bitch but it auto corrected to birch and now you gotta stick to birch and use it as a more hurtful and personal replacement of bitch

You: man fuck your birch ass

Friend: ahhh you can’t spell

You: I ment that

by Fuckyourbirchass January 20, 2023

birch

a tree that camman18 hates

birch

by Table 278 YT February 13, 2023

Birch

Absolute fucking zyn lord Mfer be in science class with Pablo Escobar and still doing more coke than him. Gaslighting champ of the year women don’t speak to him unless he text first. Either a dope ass guy or a huge asshole

Guy 1: did you see birch in class today?
Guy 2: he was buzzing like a be

Guy 1: he’s literally osamzyn Ladin

by Eder’s future wife October 12, 2023