The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
by SpankyJones September 3, 2020
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Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas August 20, 2014
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Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.
Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.
by mispamc3 February 6, 2008
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by Charlie Culella April 24, 2007
Get the turkish bidet mug.Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet
by Shuffy July 7, 2010
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by nedzors June 28, 2012
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by Jordo951 September 23, 2017
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