Bi-Winning

The belief that something has been won more than once, only to discover that you are indeed bipolar and have not won anything.

A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"

Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.

by sup3rsawy3rs March 27, 2011

Bi-Winning

A word Charlie Sheen uses to describe himself.

Reporter: Are you Bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: I'm Bi-Winning!

by Dallasofdoom March 29, 2011

bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.

John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?

by kiddluck March 27, 2011

bi-winning

The act of winning here and winning there.

Charlie Sheen: "...I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there. What now?"

by skylol March 19, 2011

bi-winning

What a troll says when you're winning and they're not. WINNING! Duh!

I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning!

by longlivelucci March 21, 2011

Bi-winning

Bi-winning is the act of winning "here" and "there".

I'm not bi-polar. I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there.

by Dirty Derrr March 18, 2011

bi-winning

Refers to the complete and udder success in life, being wiser then everyone you come across and letting them know about it. Not being like "them" in a sense, "bi-winning". Also having a different brain and heart along with tiger blood and the belief that dying is for fools.

I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning! I win here and I win there.

by Bullrog March 25, 2011