Bezos

A very greasy shit.

I went to the toilet and a particularly nasty bezos slithered out.

by Johan Johannes September 26, 2019

Bedussy ratio

The ratio between a man’s ass and cock lengh. Coined by Marmaduke Bedussy

BR= CL / A x 100

Man he had a a thick ass but a micro penis

His bedussy ratio was off the charts

by S’onkel December 19, 2021

Bezugly

A douche bag with a crazy ass pimp limp

wow that guy looks like bezugly, oh wait it is!

by m.fiorillo October 30, 2009

bedussey

After some all out bangin', someone walk in and say 'damn, it smells like some butt, dick & pussy up in this bitch!' BEDUSSEY!

Yo, I caught an uber after these shanks and it reeked straight bedussey.

by Frankie Wheatstraw July 29, 2016

Befus

When a fat chick takes a shit in the middle urinal.

Dude! Never piss in the middle urinal, it's totally befus.

I walked into the bathroom at school and saw a pile of cronk in the middle urinal, Befus must of struck again...

by Dirty Bronson September 22, 2007

Jeff Bezos

An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.

“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”

by annamarie123 February 20, 2019

Bemuse Bouche

Unexpected foul-tasting oral contents. Usually fluid.

The warm liquid was so unexpectedly foul-tasting that she almost spat it on to the dinner table; it was a real Bemuse Bouche.

by laurab193 June 1, 2011