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Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this. 

Best response to being punched. Ever.
Guy #1: *Punches Guy #2 in the face*
Guy #2: "Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

Don't Stop Believing

As sung by Journey. The most motivational and epic song ever written. It is commonly sang by men in a bromance. It is a unifying force that brought three starcrossed bros into an everlasting bromance. This song is all that is american and amazing. It makes you cry, sweat and bleed at the same time. It unites all nations and will end all wars.
Don't Stop Believing comes on.

Guy 1- "Gather the people, its our song!"
The whole fucking world- "Just a small town girl...!"
Don't Stop Believing by Brostar December 3, 2009

i can't believe you've done this 

Something uttered by British people after they've been suckered punched. Usually preceded by the exclamation "Aw fuck", and accompanied by a look of complete bewilderment.
British guy: Blah Blah Blah Blah
British guy's friend: *punches British guy in the face*
British guy: "Aw FUCK, I can't believe you've done this!"

best believe 

"best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper"
A verb. The act of believing in Justin Bieber. To belieb is to support and love Justin Bieber for everything he has to stand for. When you belieb you become more than a just a fan, it puts you at a whole new level: a belieber.
Justin don't ever be discouraged, we belieb in you.
Belieb by Anne Manroe October 20, 2010

I believe teh Science 

A phrase commonly uttered by those who can't even do algebra.
I believe teh Science is real, the solution to x^2 + 1 = 0 is real, water is real, Fauci = love, Science = love, so Fauci = Science, therefore questioning Fauci makes you an anti-science bigot. Tl;dr I am better than u.